Joe Biden: Well, folks, I'm here to tell ya that we're in a real pickle. We've got to get our act together and start making some real progress. Now, I know some of you might be thinking that this is just a bunch of gobbledygook, but let me tell you, it's not.
Audience: (Confused murmurs)
Joe Biden: We need to take a hard look at where we are and where we want to be. And I know that might sound like a bunch of hooey to some of you, but trust me, it's not.
Audience: (More confused murmurs)
Joe Biden: Now, I know you might be scratching your heads, trying to figure out what I'm talking about. But let me assure you, it's not rocket science. It's just common sense.
Audience: (Bewildered looks)
Joe Biden: So, let's roll up our sleeves and get to work. We've got a lot of ground to cover, and we can't afford to be sitting around twiddling our thumbs.
Audience: (Silence)
Joe Biden: (Realizing nobody understands) Uh, never mind. Forget I said anything. Let's move on to the next topic. (Clears throat) So, uh, how about those sports teams, huh?
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