Write 25 brutally honest slogans for MacDonald's

 

1. "McDonald's: Because sometimes you just need some greasy, processed crap in your life."
2. "If you want to clog your arteries and gain weight, we've got you covered."
3. "Our food is barely recognizable as actual food."
4. "Satisfy your fast food cravings with our heart attack on a bun."
5. "We may not be healthy, but at least we're cheap."
6. "McDonald's: The only place where you can get a side of diabetes with your fries."
7. "Our burgers are like a punch in the gut, but you'll keep coming back for more."
8. "Eat at McDonald's: We'll take care of your waistline for you."
9. "Our food may not be good for you, but it sure tastes good going down."
10. "Our burgers are the ultimate guilty pleasure."
11. "Just because it's fast food doesn't mean it can't be disgusting."
12. "Why cook when you can stop by McDonald's and eat garbage?"
13. "We may not be gourmet, but we sure are convenient."
14. "If you want a taste of regret, come to McDonald's."
15. "Our food is like a one-way ticket to obesity."
16. "Come to McDonald's: Where our food is as artificial as our smiles."
17. "We may not be good for your health, but we're great for your fast food fix."
18. "Eat at McDonald's: We'll make sure you never feel satisfied."
19. "Our food may not be fresh, but at least it's cheap and ready in minutes."
20. "Come to McDonald's: Where our food is as unhealthy as it is delicious."
21. "Our burgers are like a hug from an old friend, but way less healthy."
22. "If you want food that's bad for your body and soul, McDonald's is the place for you."
23. "Our food may not be good for you, but at least it's consistent in its mediocrity."
24. "Come to McDonald's: Where you can enjoy a heart attack on the go."
25. "Our food may not be the best, but at least it's cheap and easy to find."