Write 25 brutally honest slogans for iphone

 

1. The phone that never fails to break your heart."
2. "Because who needs real friends when you have a shiny new iPhone?"
3. "Because our battery life is just as short as your attention span."
4. "The perfect device for pretending to be busy."
5. "Because we know you'll buy the latest model no matter what."
6. "For when you need to Instagram your food instead of actually enjoying it."
7. "Your new addiction is only a swipe away."
8. "Because we know you're not as important as your phone makes you feel."
9. "Because sometimes a phone call just isn't enough."
10. "Because we're not just a phone, we're a status symbol."
11. "Because we're the ultimate distraction from reality."
12. "For when you need to be constantly connected, even when you're alone."
13. "Because we know you can't live without us."
14. "Because we know you're not as smart as Siri makes you sound."
15. "For when you need to keep up with the Joneses (and their new iPhone)."
16. "Because we're the only thing that can make you forget about your ex."
17. "For when you need to avoid actual human interaction at all costs."
18. "Because we're not just a phone, we're a mirror for your self-obsession."
19. "Because we know you'll never be satisfied with just one phone."
20. "Because sometimes a paper map just won't cut it."
21. "Because we know you'll never be caught without a camera."
22. "For when you need to pretend to be busy in public."
23. "Because we're not just a phone, we're a symbol of your social status."
24. "Because we know you can't survive without us."
25. "Because sometimes a conversation just isn't enough